I smile. You smile That’s how it works.
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Quote of the day – NBC
Joke of the day – Fowl play
“We dream of a world where we can cross the road
without having our motives questioned.”
~United we hen, divided we fowl~
Quote of the day – Van Morrison
“I shall drive my chariot down your street and cry,
hey it’s me. Iβm dynamite.”
–Β Van Morrison
Going Downhill Fast
Have a chuckle on these ‘So bored’ jokes! Happy Tuesday!
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For those of you who donβt believe that βpowderβ belongs on doughnuts, here are
7 Funny Snowboard Jokes
1) What do you call a male snowboarder without a girlfriend? βΒ Homeless.
2) This guy walks into a bar and says βHey, you guys wanna hear a snowboard joke?β β The bartender says, βIβm a snowboarder. The guy on your right is a snowboarder β same with the guy on your left, and the fellow behind you.β So the guy says, βOK.Β Β IβllΒ Β tellΒ Β itΒ Β aΒ Β littleΒ Β moreΒ Β slowlyΒ Β thenβ¦β
3) Three snowboarders are in a car. Whoβs driving? βΒ The police.
4) What is the difference between a snowboarder and a large pizza? βΒ A pizza can feed a family of four.
5) What does a snowboarder have in common with a vacuum cleaner? βΒ How you attach the dirt bag.
6) How does aβ¦
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Happiness is …
Joke of the day – Slide
Joke of the day – LAWn
LAWn enforcement:
“I told you to keep off the grass.
Now you’re arrested for weed possession.”
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Quote of the day – NBC
I’m in the middle of nowhere,
but then it strikes me I’m now here.
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Joke of the day – Cookies
Quote of the day – Franklin P. Jones
“Bravery is being the only one who knows you’re afraid. “
– Franklin P. Jones
