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Joke of the day – Helmet

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Let’s get fast and fur-ious!
If anything goes wrong,
I’ll see ya in HeLLMet!
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Quote of the day – NBC

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I read this somewhere:

“Sometimes everything cries in you, except your eyes.”

and I felt it.

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Joke of the day – Free therapy

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β€œPlease lie on the couch.
The doctor will see you
in a minute.”
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Joke of the day – Birbie

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I know what I was made for.
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Joke of the day – New plant

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A strange plant is growing
in that empty pot.
Think it’s called cat-tus!
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Joke of the day – Big peel

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Citrusly, this looks like
an a-peeling and feline
pulp fiction!
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