6

Joke of the day – Pot

β€œIs this how you grow pot?
You know, that emotional
support plant.”
8

Joke of the day – β€˜Shelfishβ€˜

β€œI’ve no shelf control.”
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3

Happy Valentine’s Day β€οΈ

β€œEvery pizza me
loves every pizza you.”
1

Joke of the day – Trunk

β€œIt’s trunkquilizer time!”
7

Joke of the day – Loaf it

β€œMom said I could be
anything I want.
So, I bake myself
into a loaf of bread.
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3

Joke of the day – Ladder

β€œJust go the udder way
I’ll see you ladder.”
6

Joke of the day – Crumb

β€œGood things crumb
to those who wait.”
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2

Quote of the day – NBC

β€œWhen all else fails,
hug a cat.”
Oil painting by my 15-year old daughter ☺️
1

Quote of the day – Adam Rex

β€œThere’s a little bit
of magic
in every box.”