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Joke of the day – Onion rings

β€œI’m the Lord of the Onion Rings.”
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Joke of the day – I scream

(((((Yay!!!! I love Hoggin’ Daz)))))
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Joke of the day – Hoptimistic

β€œI’ll stop being
hopping mad and
start meditating β€œ
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Joke of the day – Let’s get fizzical

β€œThat’s what I call
a good relation-sip.”
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Joke of the day – S CARgo

β€œWow! Look at the S CAR go!”
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Joke of day – Quack

β€œI heard he’s addicted to quack.”
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Happy Diwali

β€œSending love, light, peace,
healing energy and prayers
to all, right now,
for every area of your life.”
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Quote of the day – Jesse Ball

β€œI’m an elephant today.
I will need to have
lots of room and
also a bowl of water
on the floor.”
– Jesse Ball
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Quote of the day – Sholem Aleichem

β€œIf somebody tells you
you have ears like a donkey,
pay no attention.
But if two people tell you,
buy yourself a saddle.”
– Sholem Aleichem
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Joke of the day – Horror

Short horror story:
β€œIt’s Monday and
I’m out of coffee.”
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