Tag Archives: clean jokes

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Joke of the day – I’m the coolest!

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Hi there, my name is PenGRIN!

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This is me in the legal-suspense thriller
– The Pelican Brief
I love rock and roll.  It’s sorta a icebreaker, you know.
And you must check out my coolest moonwalk – the sliding version.
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Joke of the day – BeauTEA

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It’s a brew-tea-ful Sunday!

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I love to drink tea daily as it
brings out my inner tranquili-tea.

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Joke of the day – Egg cetera

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“It’s Fryday and we’re terri-fried!”
“Ahhhhhhhhh…..feeling egg-zosted!”
“This movie is egg-tremely boring.”
“On the day of egg-xamination.”
“I’m trying to recover my egg-quilibrium”

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Joke of the day – Misery

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PURRCATory:
The prolonged period a cat spent waiting
for a fresh pot of coffee to be ready.

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Joke of the day – ExtraOTTERnary

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What? Did you say I’m cute?

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Yes, I know. My cuteness is really otter this world!

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Joke of the day – Pug’s resolutions

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Resolution #1: Bark less

 

Resolution #2: Say NO to dry kibble and YES to holesome food
Resolution #3: Keep cool
Resolution #4:  Act crazy sometimes
Resolution #5: Relax more

 

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Joke of the day – A puppy for Christmas

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 “Mom, can I have a puppy for Christmas?”

 

 

 “No, you can have a turkey like everyone else.”

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Joke of the day – I’m gonna snap!

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I love my job.  I shoot people.

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So, I heard you have a Nikon.
But, I have a CANnON.
Sometimes life gets fuzzy.  Stop shaking and stay focus.
I’m gonna snap whenever you’re ready!

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