“Wake me up when winter is over” – Snowpy
“It’s freezing and I’m so BOAR-ed!’
“Do you wanna play snowball with me?”
“Let’s go snow fishing.”
“Get me outta here. I’m feline too cold. I’m not an Eskimew.”
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Joke of the day – SnOw long
Dachshund through the snow
In a one-horse open sleigh;
Over the fields, we go,
Laughing all the way;
Joke of the day – Fur cat lovers
This is FUR real.
FUR the love of cats,
don’t get FURious when you see our fur on the couch.
Oh! FUR meowing out loud.
Why is it called FURniture?
FUR-ree your mind and be FUR-bulous!
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Joke of the day – Collie
Hi there,
I’m a Border Collie.
Sometimes I feel sick
and melan-collie but
mostly, I’m healthy and
bright like a collie-flower!
Joke of the day – Sole searching
I feel sole tired
like my sole is all worn out.
I was out all day sole-searching.
And then I met a guy on the sidewalk
and he said
Sole, what is your problem?
I can heel you
I can save your sole
I was sole happy that
I had finally found the place
to console and restore my sole.
Joke of the day – 100% wood heel
“Wood you care to wear this high-heel?
It has heeling powers!”
Joke of the day – Bentley
“You’re one in a melon, Bentley.”
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Joke of the day – SPOOKtacular
“Hey, BOOtiful!”
“I’ll do the mane part. Just sit in the pumpkin and collect the candies.”
“Eye love you.”
“I’m a ghost guard.”
“My name is Fang. Short for Fangtastic!”
“I bat you think I’m unBOOlievable.”
Joke of the day – Seamstress
I tried to be a seamstress, but I wasn’t cut out for it.
It seamstress-ful but mainly because it was a sew-sew job.
Joke of the day – Harley Davidson
♬ Harley, Harley, Harley!
Buy my rice and curry!♬
~inspired by Dr. Bombay’s Rice & Curry
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