6

Joke of the day – My job

“It’s a dirty job but
someone’s gotta do it.”
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Joke of the day – Pawtography

“Smile, girls!
We’re doing a
pawto shoot for
Sanity Fair.”
3

Happy Valentine’s Day ❤️

“Every pizza me
loves every pizza you.”
1

Joke of the day – Pineapple

(((((🍍Your Pine-ness!🍍)))))
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Thank you! Please be sweeted!

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Joke of the day – Dream

“Keep your dream alive.
Go back to sleep.”
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Joke of the day – Happy meal

“Who said money
can’t buy happiness?
I just bought myself
a happy meal.’
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Fur the ❤️ of Christmas

Gather around fellow humans for some exciting Christmas tails.
Oh deer! Christmas is here.
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Dear Santa,
I pawmise I was good.
The cat did it.
May your days be furry and bright!
Merry Christmutts good people!
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No! It’s Merry Catmas!
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Quote of the day – Virginia Woolf

“One cannot
think well,
love well,
sleep well,
if one has not
dined well.”
– Virginia Woolf
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Joke of the day – Fib

“No,mom!
I’ve not seen Max
since last night.
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Joke of the day – O.C.D

Obsessive Cupcake Disorder!