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Joke of the day – Fry day

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“Benedict died last fry day.
No, he wasn’t beaten.
It was crack overdose.
Ahh well, he’s now on
the sunny side and
in a better plate.”
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Joke of the day – Fry day

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“Ohmmmmlet it be.”
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Joke of the day – Eggscuse me!

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Not today…
I’m eggzosted!
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Joke of the day – It’s no yolk!

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“I’m CoEgg-19???
Are you positive?
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Joke of the day – Yolks

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“I can’t think of any good yolks.”
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Joke of the day – E(gg)xude

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“First, find your center and say “Ohmmmmmmmmlet.”

 
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Joke of the day – Eggspectation

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“Eggspectation is the root of all heartegg“ – William Eggspeare

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Joke of the day – Passi♡n

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“Eggnite your passion”

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Joke of the day – Fry high

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“Born to fry!”

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Joke of the day – Yolk’s on me

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“I just can’t eggsplain all that I’m feeling.  
Eggnorance is not bliss!”

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