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Joke of the day – Sausage

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β€œJust trying to make ends meat.
Franks for the uplift.”
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Joke of the day – Follow your β€οΈ

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β€œI followed my heart and
it led me into the fridge.”
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Joke of the day – Carbs

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β€œHome is where the food is.
Carbe diem!”
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Joke of the day – Tomatoes

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“Feline loved from my head to ma toes.“

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Joke of the day – Literary

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“For goodness bake…!”

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Joke of the day – Grow mOLD with me

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“Let us grow mOLD together!”

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Joke of the day – Muffin compares 2u

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β™ͺ *κˆοΉƒκˆ)οΎ‰ It’s been seven hours and fifteen days
Since you took your love away
I go out every night and sleep all day
Since you took your love away (οΎ‰> β—‡ <)οΎ‰β™ͺ
β™ͺ(*Β΄β—‹ο½€)oΒΆ~~β™ͺSince you been gone I can do whatever I want
I can see whomever I choose
I can eat my dinner in a fancy restaurant
But muffin
I said muffin can take away these blues
‘Cause muffin compares
Muffin compares to you ( ΰΈ‡ Β΄β—‡ο½€)ΰΈ‡β™ͺ

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Joke of the day – True β™‘

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True love isn’t love at first sight.
It should be love at first bite.

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Joke of the day – Donut diet

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Eat more wHOLEsome food!

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Joke of the day – Frosted donut

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Why did the donut visit the dentist?

To get a new filling.

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