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Joke of the day – The statistician
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A biologist, a chemist, and a statistician are out hunting. The biologist shoots at a deer and misses five feet to the left. The chemist takes a shot and misses five feet to the right. The statistician yells “We got ’em!β
Joke of the day – I’m a nobody
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I’m a nobody,
nobody is perfect,
and therefore I’m perfect!
Joke of the day – Ambivalent
Am I ambivalent? Well, yes and no.
Joke of the day – Mother tongue
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They call our language the mother tongue
because the father seldom gets to speak!
Joke of the day – Withdrawal symptoms
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Whenever I go near a bank
I get withdrawal symptoms.
Joke of the day – Yawn
Joke of the day – Teacher’s eyes
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Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed?
Because she couldn’t control her pupils.
Joke of the day – Supple
Blessed are the flexible, for they shall not be bent out of shape.
Joke of the day – DNA
What did the DNA say to the other DNA?
βDo these genes make me look fat?β
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