‘I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.’
Tag Archives: funny one-liners
Joke of the day – Quiet as a mouse
Whoever coined the phrase “Quiet as a mouse” has never stepped on one.
Joke of the day – Politicians & diapers
“Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.”
New Bloggy Cat [NBC] 