Tag Archives: funny one-liners

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Joke of the day – Pawspect

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I think we should get
meow-rried someday!
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Joke of the day – Customer service

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“All our customer service officers are on the line. We shall attend to your call shortly.”
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Joke of the day – Mother’s Day

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Image credit: Nihal Karkala
“You’re right, Mama!
I don’t need a special day
to remind me that
I love you.
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Joke of the day – K pop

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Deep within my sole
I know…I’m Blackpink!
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Joke of the day – Pothole

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Damn! Stucked in the
pothole again.
But I shell overcome!
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Joke of the day – ‘Trolley’ mama’s boy

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Mama couldn’t find
a stroller that fits me.
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Joke of the day – Doggie for sale

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♫꒰･◡･๑꒱
How much is that doggie
on the shelf?
I do hope that
doggie’s on sale.
♪♪♪ ヽ(･ˇ∀ˇ･ゞ)
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Joke of the day – Web designer

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I specialized in web design.
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