Tag Archives: funny one-liners

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Joke of the day – I’m ‘tankful’

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“Be tankful and
always give your
best shot.”
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Joke of the day – Good jeans

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“Ripped jeans make
me feel whole.”
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Joke of the day – Hole on

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“Hole it right there.
This is mission
I m pawsible.”
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Joke of the day – Nun friction

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“This is the nun friction corner.
Meow can I help?
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Joke of the day – I C U

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“Waking up this morning was
an eye-opening experience.”
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Joke of the day – My face

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“This is my face every Monday.”
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Joke of the day – Pawtography

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“Smile, girls!
We’re doing a
pawto shoot for
Sanity Fair.”
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Joke of the day – Pot

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“Is this how you grow pot?
You know, that emotional
support plant.”
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Joke of the day – ‘Shelfish‘

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“I’ve no shelf control.”
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Happy Valentine’s Day ❤️

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“Every pizza me
loves every pizza you.”
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