Tag Archives: funny one-liners

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Joke of the day – Puggin’ tired

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β€œFor pugness sake,
let me fix you!”
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Joke of the day – sWELL

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β€œIt is sWELL with my sole!”
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Joke of the day – Pouch potato

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β€œPlease bring the coffee
while I get ready
to roo the world .”
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Joke of the day – Pit Bull

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BibliobiBULLi:
A Pit Bull who reads too much.
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Joke of the day – Wall mart

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β€œThere’s a long queue
at the Wall Mart.”
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Joke of the day – Tail of peace

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β€œPeace is the battle worth WAGgING.”
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Joke of the day – Almost fitmas

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β€œIt’s beginning to feel like fitmas.”
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Joke of the day – Carbs

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β€œI’m a carboholic.
I’m gonna social distance
myself from carbs
to flatten the curve.”
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Joke of the day – Goodbye law

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Dogs don’t need rules!
We just need 3 bones:
wishbone,
backbone
& funnybone.
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Joke of the day – En route

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β€œI don’t know where I’m going
but I’m on my way.”
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