Tag Archives: funny one-liners

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Joke of the day – Pugginโ€™ tired

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โ€œFor pugness sake,
let me fix you!โ€
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Joke of the day – sWELL

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โ€œIt is sWELL with my sole!โ€
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Joke of the day – Pouch potato

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โ€œPlease bring the coffee
while I get ready
to roo the world .โ€
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Joke of the day – Pit Bull

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BibliobiBULLi:
A Pit Bull who reads too much.
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Joke of the day – Wall mart

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โ€œThereโ€™s a long queue
at the Wall Mart.โ€
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Joke of the day – Tail of peace

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โ€œPeace is the battle worth WAGgING.โ€
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Joke of the day – Almost fitmas

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โ€œItโ€™s beginning to feel like fitmas.โ€
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Joke of the day – Carbs

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โ€œIโ€™m a carboholic.
Iโ€™m gonna social distance
myself from carbs
to flatten the curve.โ€
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Joke of the day – Goodbye law

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Dogs donโ€™t need rules!
We just need 3 bones:
wishbone,
backbone
& funnybone.
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Joke of the day – En route

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โ€œI donโ€™t know where Iโ€™m going
but Iโ€™m on my way.โ€
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