Tag Archives: funny one-liners

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Joke of the day – Power up

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β€œThanks for the introDUCKtion.
So, what do I do next
to get my super power?
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Joke of the day – Filling cute

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β€œDonut let
anyone tell you
you are less than
aDOUGHrable β€œ
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Joke of the day – Crow

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β€œYes, I’ve been involved
in mass murders.”
– Crowid 19
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Joke of the day – Ballistic

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β€œI’m so freaking
freaked out!”
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Joke of the day – Hair curler

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β€œCan I borrow your hair dryer?”
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Joke of the day – Astound

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β€œThis is a great soap-rise.”
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Joke of the day – Early bird

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β€œI woke up early
but there was no worm.”
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Joke of the day – Stodgy

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β€œI’m bored!
How long more
do I need to
stay home!”
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Joke of the day – OCD

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β€œI have OCD!
Old, Cranky and Demented.”
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Joke of the day – Ensnared

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β€œHey Nemo,
I heard there’s a
pundemic out there.
And if we’re in an aquarium,
are they in humantarium?”

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