Tag Archives: funny one-liners

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Joke of the day – Water

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β€œDo water-ever you like.
Just go with the flow.”
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Joke of the day – Down to earth

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β€œI’m having my
β€˜grounding’ moment.
Next stop is the sofa.”
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Joke of the day – Lost

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β€œI’ve lost my mind and
I’m still looking for it.”
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Joke of the day – Melon

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β€œThere’s something
MELONcholic
about this ball.
But I’ve decided
to just roll with it.”
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Joke of the day – Whisk

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β€œDon’t be afraid to take whisks.”
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Joke of the day – Yolks

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β€œI can’t think of any good yolks.”
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Joke of the day – Follow your β€οΈ

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β€œI followed my heart and
it led me into the fridge.”
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Joke of the day – Money

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Money ~
Something that comes
like a tortoise and
goes like a rabbit.”
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Joke of the day – End game

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β€œI’m essentially at
the home stretch.”
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Joke of the day – Trash

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β€œEverything you bring me
is garbage.”
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