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Joke of the day – Pawdon me

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“No coffee
No purrsonality”
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Joke of the day – Lost sheep

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“I’m lost in my own wool.”
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Joke of the day – Doormat

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“Kindly remove your shoes.
The puppy needs a chew toy.”
– Doormat
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Joke of the day – Pudgy

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“I’m fat-tabulous!
And I can’t hide it”
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Joke of the day – Cynical

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“No!
I ain’t taking
the Xtra Z-nical
vaccine.”
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Joke of the day – Rise and whine

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“I don’t know how long
I can keep up with this
getting out of bed nonsense.”
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Joke of the day – April

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“Happy April Mule’s Day!”
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Joke of the day – Houglass

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“I had an hourglass figure
but the sand shifted.”
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Joke of the day – Monday drools

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“Don’t feel like a Great Dane today. Life at the moment is MunDane.”
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