Tag Archives: funny one-liners

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Joke of the day – Stroller

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β€œHey mom,
I thought we’re going
to the toy store.”
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Joke of the day – Bummer

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“Hey, are you trying to bumfuzzle me?”
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Joke of the day – Oh, Sheep!

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“I’m a roll model and
I’m part of the so-ewe-tion
to keep it clean.”
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Joke of the day – Hole truth

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β€œIt’s a circle of trust
sprinkled with sweetness.”
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Joke of the day – Scones

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“It’s just a game of scones.”
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Joke of the day – Yo Yoga

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β€œThis is what yo-yoga really is.
Let’s get it om”
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Joke of the day – Mail control

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“My sister tried to apply for a job
in the post office but they wouldn’t letter.
They say it’s for mails only.”
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Joke of the day – Lolly good

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β€œLife would suck without you.
Let’s have a lolly good time. β€œ
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Joke of the day – Snack attack

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β€˜Snaccident’
– is when you ate a
whole packet of chips
by accident.
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Joke of the day – Sugar glider

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“I’ll spin for you cos I’m a big fan.
Sugar glider meet you.”
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