“If mom sees this, I’m toast!”
Tag Archives: funny one-liners
Joke of the day – Black Friday
“It’s Black Friday!
And my mom said she feels empty
if the shopping cart is not full.”
Joke of the day – Pot
I’m addicted to pot!
Joke of the day – You melt my ♡
“When I look at you, my heart melts.
You are the sweetest and the coolest!”
Joke of the day – Stay
I will never dessert you!
Joke of the day – Balanced diet
Joke of the day – Bewildered
Joke of the day – All you need
Do not ‘firsake’ me !!!(ﾟﾛﾟ屮)屮
( ( ( ( ( ( ( I wood never leaf you ) ) ) ) ) ) )
Take a closer look at the photo. Can you spot the spooky face? (((( BOO! ))))
[Special thanks to my dear friend, CM @ www.cordeliasmomstill.com for sharing this spooktacular shot]
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