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Quote of the day – Arnold Palmer

“The most rewarding things you do in life are often the ones that look like they cannot be done.”

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– Arnold Palmer (1929 – 2016)

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Joke of the day – Golf on Sunday

Golfer: “Reverend, do you think it’s a sin for me to play golf on a Sunday?”

Vicar: “The way you play golf it’s a sin any day.”

Golf Cheater

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Joke of the day – Restroom

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Sign at the golf course restroom:

1. Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart.
2. Form a loose grip.
3. Keep your head down.
4. Avoid a quick back swing.
5. Stay out of the water.
6. Try not to hit anyone.
7. If you are taking too long, please let others go ahead of you.
8. Don’t stand directly in front of others.
9. Quiet please while others are preparing to go.
10. Don’t take extra strokes.

Very good. Now flush the urinal, go outside, and tee off.