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Joke of the day – Jersey

β€˜What a lovely colour
that cow over there is.’
β€˜It’s a Jersey.’
β€˜Oh, I thought it was her skin.’
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Joke of the day – Volkswagen

Sign in a Volkswagen factory:
THINK BIG – and you’re fired!
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Joke of the day – Pilates

Pilates???!!!
Thought you said
pie and lattes!
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Joke of the day – Grimacing

Patient: β€œThe trouble is I can’t help pulling funny faces.
Psychiatrist: β€œThat doesn’t sound very serious.”
Patient: β€œBut it’s not my face I want to pull….it’s other people’s.”
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Joke of the day – PASTAbilities

β€œI could really go for some
fettuccini elfredo
right meow.”

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Joke of the day – Stroller

β€˜But Cyril, it isn’t our baby.’ β€˜
Shut up – it’s a better stroller.’

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Joke of the day – Mop dog

β€œI’m tired of people
pushing me around.”
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Joke of the day – No kidding

Patient: β€˜Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a goat.’
Doctor: β€˜How long have you had this feeling?’
Patient: β€˜Ever since I was a kid.’

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Joke of the day – Pineapple

🍍I’m a pineapple🍍!
I stand tall,
I wear a crown &
I’m sweet
on the inside.
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Joke of the day – I’m cappy!

Be cappy!
Nothing is impopsicle!