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Joke of the day – Jersey

โ€˜What a lovely colour
that cow over there is.โ€™
โ€˜Itโ€™s a Jersey.โ€™
โ€˜Oh, I thought it was her skin.โ€™
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Joke of the day – Volkswagen

Sign in a Volkswagen factory:
THINK BIG – and youโ€™re fired!
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Joke of the day – Pilates

Pilates???!!!
Thought you said
pie and lattes!
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Joke of the day – Grimacing

Patient: โ€œThe trouble is I canโ€™t help pulling funny faces.
Psychiatrist: โ€œThat doesnโ€™t sound very serious.โ€
Patient: โ€œBut itโ€™s not my face I want to pullโ€ฆ.itโ€™s other peopleโ€™s.โ€
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Joke of the day – PASTAbilities

โ€œI could really go for some
fettuccini elfredo
right meow.โ€

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Joke of the day – Stroller

โ€˜But Cyril, it isnโ€™t our baby.โ€™ โ€˜
Shut up – itโ€™s a better stroller.โ€™

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Joke of the day – Mop dog

โ€œIโ€™m tired of people
pushing me around.โ€
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Joke of the day – No kidding

Patient: โ€˜Doctor, I keep thinking Iโ€™m a goat.โ€™
Doctor: โ€˜How long have you had this feeling?โ€™
Patient: โ€˜Ever since I was a kid.โ€™

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Joke of the day – Pineapple

๐ŸIโ€™m a pineapple๐Ÿ!
I stand tall,
I wear a crown &
Iโ€™m sweet
on the inside.
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Joke of the day – Iโ€™m cappy!

Be cappy!
Nothing is impopsicle!