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Joke of the day – Steer clear

“It’s just an udder day and I couldn’t car less.”

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Joke of the day – Carbs

β€œHome is where the food is.
Carbe diem!”
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Joke of the day – Stinkin’ cute

“I’m a little scentimental.
Smell ya later.”
– Farting squirrel

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Joke of the day – Yacht

β€œA sea-nic route?
You’ve yacht to be kidding me.”
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Joke of the day – Muffin

β€œEnough of monkey business. Thanks for muffin!
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Joke of the day – Recline

“I resolve to relax more and
just accept the crazy.”
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Joke of the day – New yearβ€˜s resolution

β€œShould I lose weight or buy a bigger basket?”
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Joke of the day – Hare I am

“Hare I am!
It’s almost New Ear’s Eve.
And I’m ear for you
if you need me,
anytime, any place.”
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Joke of the day – Boxing day

“Oh, thought you said it’s BOX-IN’ day!”