A psychiatrist on holiday became fascinated with a simpleton who had set up a sign on the beach which stated “Seagulls for sale.“

Psychiatrist: “How much are the seagulls?”

Simpleton” “Only a fiver each.”

Psychiatrist: “Okay, I’ll buy one.”

Simpleton: (Took the note and pointing skywards) “That’s your one, up there!”

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