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Joke of the day – Last straw

โ€œI think this is the straw that
broke the camelโ€™s back.โ€
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Joke of the day – EGGthusiasm

โ€œThe GrEGG EGGspectations
by Charles Chickens
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Joke of the day – Hug me

โ€œAhhโ€ฆtime for
a liquid hug
for my brain.โ€
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Joke of the day – EMUtional

Ostracized ~
An isolated ostrich.
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Joke of the day – sLAUGHTER

โ€œHelp!!!
I killed himโ€ฆ
and thereโ€™s
๐Ÿฉธ blood ๐Ÿฉธ
everywhere.โ€
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Joke of the day – Bunny special

โ€œIโ€™m in good hands
and feel like I was
on bunnymoon .”
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Joke of the day – Toilet affair

โ€œThe neverending story of
my toilet issues.โ€

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Joke of the day – Heartbeat

โ€œLetโ€™s have a โค๏ธ to โค๏ธ talk.
Promise I wonโ€™t miss a beat.โ€
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Joke of the day – Beaver

โ€œIt was nice gnawing you.โ€
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Joke of the day – Pole glance

When Iโ€™m pole glancing,
nothing else mattress.