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Joke of the day – Sober

“I’m sotally tober.  Alcohol you later.”
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Joke of the day – Yolk’s on me

“I just can’t eggsplain all that I’m feeling.  
Eggnorance is not bliss!”

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Joke of the day – Unicorn

Dog: “Hey, are you a Unicorn?
Pony:  “No, I’m a Capricorn!”

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Happiness is …

…wearing a chic-looking sombrero!
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“Ahhh…it fits me purrfectly!”

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“It’s pretty cool! You should wear one too!”

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“Who cares what others think!”

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“What matters is…I ‘hat’ fun!”

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Joke of the day – Secret

“Everyone has a duck secret.”

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Joke of the day – Flexible

“Can you teach me yoga?”
Wellness instructor:  “How flexible are you?”
“I can’t make it Tuesdays.”

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Joke of the day – Sole purpose

“Follow your sole, it knows the way.”

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Joke of the day – Lazy Sunday

“It’s a beautiful Sunday.  Let’s get lazy.”

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Joke of the day – Don’t let the dogs out

‘Text me when you reached my house.  Let’s not get the dogs involved.”

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