Tag Archives: humour

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Joke of the day – Make a toast

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Ladies and gentlemen, I want to make a toast…

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Joke of the day – Muffin compares 2u

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♪ *ꈍ﹃ꈍ)ﾉ It’s been seven hours and fifteen days
Since you took your love away
I go out every night and sleep all day
Since you took your love away (ﾉ> ◇ <)ﾉ♪
♪(*´○｀)o¶~~♪Since you been gone I can do whatever I want
I can see whomever I choose
I can eat my dinner in a fancy restaurant
But muffin
I said muffin can take away these blues
‘Cause muffin compares
Muffin compares to you ( ง ´◇｀)ง♪
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Joke of the day – “Aubergenius”

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Eggplants: Plants that grow in eggs.

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Joke of the day – Hot coffee

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“I drank my coffee before it was cool.”

 

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Joke of the day – Best therapy

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Why pay when you can get furry therapy!

cute lab with kid

cute shepherd with kid

cute girl hugging cat

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Joke of the day – Chicken

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The chicken crossed the road to get a beer.

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Joke of the day – Hoppy life

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I live on sunshine and flowers!

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Joke of the day – True ♡

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True love isn’t love at first sight.
It should be love at first bite.

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Joke of the day – Licence to quill

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To quill or be quilled….that is the question!

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