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Joke of the day – Stand tall

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Blessed are those who are short,

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for they are more down-to-earth!

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[Pics from http://www.pinterest.com]

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Joke of the day – COFFEEteria

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A place to spill the beans and expresso yourself!
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Joke of the day – ProDUCK

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Duckling: “What happened to you?”
Rubber ducky:  “I got plastic surgery done.”

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Joke of the day – Filing cabinet

A useful container where things can be lost alphabetically!

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Joke of the day – Egg roll

How do you make an egg -roll?
Just push it and it’ll start rolling!

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Joke of the day – Gibberish

Doctor, doctor, my mom keeps putting me in the dustbin.

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Don’t talk rubbish!

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Joke of the day – Scowling

What do you get when you cross an angry sheep …

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and a moody cow?

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An animal in a baaaaaaad moooooood!

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[Pics from Pinterest]

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Joke of the day – I’m famous!

 

STARstruck moment!

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I’m on the WHEEL-of-fortune!

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You can watch me on youTUBE now!
I’m all over the interNET!
And lots of CANdid shots too!
Being famous makes me feel BOTTLE-up sometimes!
Then I woke up and realise I was only dreaming!