Tag Archives: humour

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Joke of the day – Martini

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“One meowtini please. I’m in quarantini.”
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Joke of the day – Watts up?

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“Bee positive no matter watt.”

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Joke of the day – MisHOP

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“There’s HARE in my sandwich. I want a reBUNd.”
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Joke of the day – Third eye

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“I’ve opened my third eye. I can see the truth now.”
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Joke of the day – alONE

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“I’m in soliTUBE, a peaceful place, away from all the chaos.”
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Joke of the day – Melon

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“I ain’t sure if I’m a melon flower but I sure feel like a melon bucks.”
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Quote of the day – François de la Rochefoucauld

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“To eat is a necessity, but to eat intelligently is an art.”
― François de la Rochefoucauld
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Joke of the day – Hay, what’s up?

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I’m mentally unstable at the moment. I better hit the hay.”
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Joke of the day – fLAGpole

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“I will and I can take pole position and sleep next to the fLAGpole.”
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Joke of the day – Hello…

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(*゜▽゜ノノ～♪Hello from the otter side
I must’ve called a thousand times
To tell you I’m sorry
For everything that I’ve done
But when I call you never
Seem to be home ♪( ´θ｀)ノ