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Joke of the day – Shot down

“Watch closely, son.
This is how you
shoot down a
hi-altitude object.”
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Joke of the day – Ox

Ahh…so glad
you’re here, OXygen!
We’re dying to breathe.
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Joke of the day – Rice & shine

Let’s stick around and
be rice to others.
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Joke of the day – Hissteria

Don’t be python of me!
I’m not viper-active!
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Joke of the day – RABBIt

I’m a little confused!
Am I a rabbi or a rabbit?
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Joke of the day – Spooked

Morning has broken and
my coffee has SPOOKen!
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Joke of the day – Bad specs

I was framed by
the hoptometrist!
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Joke of the day – Speed

This is too slow.
I need a hareplane!
🐇Happy Chinese New Year!🧧
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Joke of the day – Shell yeah

I shell overcome!