2

Joke of the day – I’m hapbeer!

It’s the most
wonderful time
for a beer!
3

Joke of the day – Winederful time

Oh, sweet child of wine! 🍷
1

Joke of the day – Grinch

Don’t mind my
resting Grinch face!
4

Joke of the day – Jersey

β€˜What a lovely colour
that cow over there is.’
β€˜It’s a Jersey.’
β€˜Oh, I thought it was her skin.’
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Joke of the day – Volkswagen

Sign in a Volkswagen factory:
THINK BIG – and you’re fired!
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2

Joke of the day – Pilates

Pilates???!!!
Thought you said
pie and lattes!
1

Joke of the day – Grimacing

Patient: β€œThe trouble is I can’t help pulling funny faces.
Psychiatrist: β€œThat doesn’t sound very serious.”
Patient: β€œBut it’s not my face I want to pull….it’s other people’s.”
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Joke of the day – PASTAbilities

β€œI could really go for some
fettuccini elfredo
right meow.”

1

Joke of the day – Stroller

β€˜But Cyril, it isn’t our baby.’ β€˜
Shut up – it’s a better stroller.’

1

Joke of the day – Mop dog

β€œI’m tired of people
pushing me around.”