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Joke of the day – Fire fox

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β€œFire fox is starting up.
Please wait a moment.”
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Joke of the day – Vest day

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β€œLight up!
It’s the vest day ever.”
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Joke of the day – Fry day

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β€œBenedict died last fry day.
No, he wasn’t beaten.
It was crack overdose.
Ahh well, he’s now on
the sunny side and
in a better plate.”
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Joke of the day – Tanning

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β€œIf you can’t tone it,
tan it.”
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Joke of the day – Lion

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β€œA lion lives in the heart
of every brave cat.”
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Joke of the day – Sip back

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β€œAt my age,
I don’t give a sip.”
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Joke of the day – Life socks

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β€œLife on the line!
Recently single,
looking for
sole mates.”
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Joke of the day – James Bone

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β€œThe name’s Bone,
James Bone.
Bubble-O-Seven.”
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Joke of the day – Hide & seek

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β€œOkay, I count….
and you go hide.”
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