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Joke of the day – Self contained

“No need to think outside the box.
Just sit in the box and contain yourself.”
Oopsie…the box is too small!
Ahh…much better!
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Joke of the day – Steer clear

“It’s just an udder day and I couldn’t car less.”

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Joke of the day – Carbs

“Home is where the food is.
Carbe diem!”
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Joke of the day – Stinkin’ cute

“I’m a little scentimental.
Smell ya later.”
– Farting squirrel

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Joke of the day – Yacht

“A sea-nic route?
You’ve yacht to be kidding me.”
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Joke of the day – Muffin

“Enough of monkey business. Thanks for muffin!
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Joke of the day – Recline

“I resolve to relax more and
just accept the crazy.”
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Joke of the day – New year‘s resolution

“Should I lose weight or buy a bigger basket?”
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Joke of the day – Hare I am

“Hare I am!
It’s almost New Ear’s Eve.
And I’m ear for you
if you need me,
anytime, any place.”