Joke of the day – Adam & Eve

July 20, 2013 | Newbloggycat

The story of Adam and Eve was being carefully explained in the children’s Sunday School class. Following the story, the children were asked to draw some picture that would illustrate the story.

Little Bobby was most interested and drew a picture of a car with three people in it. In the front seat, behind the wheel was a man and in the back seat, a man and a woman.

The teacher was at a loss to understand how this illustrated the lesson of Adam and Eve.

But little Bobby was prompt with his explanation. “Why, this is God driving Adam and Eve out of the garden!”

Joke of the day – The little girl and her doll

July 15, 2013 | Newbloggycat

When I saw a little girl pushing a doll in a toy stroller, I smiled and asked “Is that your baby?”

“No, it’s a doll,” she replied. Then she added confidentially,“They’re a lot less trouble.”

Joke of the day – The new teacher

June 30, 2013 | Newbloggycat

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, “Everyone who thinks you’re stupid, stand up!” After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up.

The teacher said, “Do you think you’re stupid, Little Johnny?

“No, ma’am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!”

Joke of the day – Speak up

June 28, 2013 | Newbloggycat

A little boy was kneeling beside his bed with his mother and grandmother and softly saying his prayers, “Dear God, please bless Mom and Dad and all the family and please give me a good night’s sleep.”

Suddenly he looked up and shouted, “And don’t forget to give me a bicycle for my birthday!!”

“There is no need to shout like that,” said his mother. “God isn’t deaf.”

“No,” said the little boy, “but Grandma is.”

Joke of the day – Spell backwards

April 26, 2013 | Newbloggycat

Teacher: “Your daughter’s only five and she can spell her name backwards! Why, that’s remarkable!”

Mother: “Yes, we’re very proud of her.”

Teacher: “And what is your daughter’s name?

Mother: “Anna.”

Joke of the day – The stork

April 22, 2013 | Newbloggycat

“Mom”, said the little boy, “where did I come from?”
“The stork brought you, dear,” was the reply.
And where did you come from, Mom?”
“The stork brought me too.”
“And what about grandma?”
“The stork brought her too.”
“Gee,” said the little lad, “Doesn’t it ever worry you to think that
there have been no natural births in our family for three generations?”

Joke of the day – Drawing God

February 20, 2013 | Newbloggycat

A kindergarten teacher was walking around observing her classroom of children while they were drawing pictures. As she got to one girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.

The girl replied, “I’m drawing God.” The teacher paused and said, “But no one knows what God looks like.”

Without looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, “They will in a minute.”