“Cure your ale-ments with light beer!”




Bert urgently needed a few days off work, but he knew the Boss would not allow him to take leave. He thought that maybe if he acted βCRAZYβ then he would tell him to take a few days off.
So he hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. His co-worker, Bonnie asked him what he was doing? He told her that he was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think he’s βCRAZYβ and give him a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked βWhat are you doing?β Bert told him he was a light bulb. He said βYou are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of daysβ.
He jumped down and walked out of the office. When Bonnie followed him, the Boss asked, βAnd, where do you think youβre going?β
She replied, βIβm going home too, I canβt work in the dark!β