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Joke of the day – Lager

“Cure your ale-ments with light beer!”

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Joke of the day – DeLIGHTed

 

How about some light humor?

 

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Joke of the day – Light

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Lite: the new way to spell β€œLight,” now with 20% fewer letters!

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Joke of the day – Psychiatrist

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How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one. But the bulb must want to be changed.

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Joke of the day – Days off work

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Bert urgently needed a few days off work, but he knew the Boss would not allow him to take leave. He thought that maybe if he acted β€œCRAZY” then he would tell him to take a few days off.

So he hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. His co-worker, Bonnie asked him what he was doing? He told her that he was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think he’s β€œCRAZY” and give him a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked β€œWhat are you doing?” Bert told him he was a light bulb. He said β€œYou are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days”.

He jumped down and walked out of the office. When Bonnie followed him, the Boss asked, β€œAnd, where do you think you’re going?”

She replied, β€œI’m going home too, I can’t work in the dark!”