Joke of the day – Lager

“Cure your ale-ments with light beer!”




Joke of the day – Days off work

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Bert urgently needed a few days off work, but he knew the Boss would not allow him to take leave. He thought that maybe if he acted “CRAZY” then he would tell him to take a few days off.

So he hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. His co-worker, Bonnie asked him what he was doing? He told her that he was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think he’s “CRAZY” and give him a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked “What are you doing?” Bert told him he was a light bulb. He said “You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days”.

He jumped down and walked out of the office. When Bonnie followed him, the Boss asked, “And, where do you think you’re going?”

She replied, “I’m going home too, I can’t work in the dark!”