
Doctor: “I’m afraid you have Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.”
Patient: “Arrrggghhhh…….don’t say that word, Doc.”
Doctor: “Don’t worry, it’s just a fear of long words.”

A very disturbed man sought his analyst and said, “I have developed a phobia that is ruining my work. Crowds make me violently sick.”
“What’s your business?” asked the doctor.
The patient said, “I’m a pick-pocket.”