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Joke of the day – Psychiatric help
Patient: “How long before I know I’m cured, doc?”
Psychiatrist: “The day you run out of money.”
Joke of the day – Seagulls for sale
A psychiatrist on holiday became fascinated withΒ aΒ simpleton who had set up a sign on the beach which stated “Seagulls for sale.“
Psychiatrist: “How much are the seagulls?”
Simpleton” “OnlyΒ a fiver each.”
Psychiatrist: “Okay, I’ll buy one.”
Simpleton: (Took the note and pointing skywards) “That’s your one, up there!”
Joke of the day – Therapy session
When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his therapy session.
Psychiatrist: Β “I’m not aware of your problem. Β So perhaps, you should start at the very beginning.
Patient: Β “Of course!” In the beginning, I created the Heavens and the Earth…”
Joke of the day – Brown shoes
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Psychiatrist: “Well, what’s your problem?”
Patient: “I prefer brown shoes to black shoes.
Psychiatrist: “There’s nothing wrong with that. Lots of people prefer brown shoes to black shoes. I do myself.”
Patient: “Really? How do you like yours, fried or boiled?”
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