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Joke of the day – Discarded

“I was bedter.
Nothing mattress anymore.”
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Joke of the day – Leisurely

Appreci-eat food.
Eat slowly.
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Joke of the day – I scream

(((((Yay!!!! I love Hoggin’ Daz)))))
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Joke of the day – Let’s get fizzical

“That’s what I call
a good relation-sip.”
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Joke of day – Quack

“I heard he’s addicted to quack.”
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Happy Halloween – Vampurr

I’m thirsty!
Should I go for the
vein-illa Vodka
or bloodweiser?
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Joke of the day- Witch

“I’ll bewitcha in a minute.”
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Joke of the day – Eggscuse me!

Not today…
I’m eggzosted!
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Joke of the day – Nun

“I have nun to spare.”