Tag Archives: puns

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Joke of the day – Bearly awake

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“A self pawtrait!
Wait, let me get my bearings!”

happy-sunday-gif-animated

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Joke of the day – Ale~ment

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“Beer pressure? Β It’s a heavy beerden!

It-s-Friday

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Joke of the day – Fowl play

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“We dream of a world where we can cross the road
without having our motives questioned.”
~United we hen, divided we fowl~

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Joke of the day – Cookies

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“Just use the mouse to delete cHrOME cookies.”

sweet day

 

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Joke of the day – Frizz

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“This is not hairassment….
just pass me the hair conditioner.”

happy sunday everyone

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Joke of the day – Breaking ewes

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“Wool Street Journal – The sheepest stock in the eweniverse.”

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happy friday

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Joke of the day – Owl

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“Just keep talking.
I owl-ways yawn on Mondays.”

happy monday

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Joke of the day – Purrlease

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“The art of purr-suation.”

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