Tag Archives: puns

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Joke of the day – Nonsense

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β€œMe checking my job description to see where it says I have to deal with the poppycock puppycock every single day.”
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Joke of the day – Heartcore

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β€œThis is so heartistic and
it deserves a round of ap-paws!
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Joke of the day – Lion King

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I feel like a king and
I’m not lion.
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Joke of the day – Lotus pray

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Lotus be at peace!
Himalayan lotus flower!
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Joke of the day – CHAIRismatic

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It’s a cat-sual
tuck-seat-do!
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Joke of the day – FURtunate

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Im litter-ally blessed to have
such deer fur-ends!
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Joke of the day – Pure breAd

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Born and breAd in OVENs,
Victoria, Australia!
Don’t worry, you can crust me!
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Joke of the day – French

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Bonjour! ChiWOW-WA!
You’re looking fresh french!
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Joke of the day – Good lark

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Oh look, it’s Meow-ah’s ark!
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Joke of the day – Faux PAwS

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The person who said
the secret to happiness is
low expectations…
is lying!

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