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Joke of the day – Distant relative

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Sam: “So, you’re distantly related to the family next door, are you?”

Frank: “Yes, their dog is our dog’s brother.”

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Quote of the day – Jane Howard

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“Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one.”

– Jane Howard

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Jokes of the day – Relatives

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Wife – You hate my relatives!
Husband – No, I don’t! In fact, I like your mother-in-law more than I like mine.