Tag Archives: short jokes

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Joke of the day – Weed diet

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I’m on a see weed diet and
it’s called Mari-iguana!
If weed diet is a sin,
I’ll see you all inhale!
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Joke of the day – Dolphin

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I dolphinately love you.
You’re my porpoise in life.
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Joke of the day – Crocs

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This is sole exciting.
Let’s get out of here and
croc the world.
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Joke of the day – 🐌 life

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I just crawled to say…
I think I went too far
with the plastic surgery!
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Joke of the day – High life

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Oh, for flying out loud!
Where’s the airhorsetess?
I’m feeling a little horse.
I need a glass of shamepain.
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Joke of the day – Dogtrine

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Dogma ~
Mother dog
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Joke of the day – Bonsai

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I’m sexy and I grow it!
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Joke of the day – Rover

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The name’s Bond…
WAGaBond!
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Joke of the day – Chair up

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I hope you
chair up soon,
Seatheart!
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Joke of the day – It mutt-ers

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We’ve the ulti-mutt friendship.
Best fur-ends fur-ever!
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