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Joke of the day – Discarded

“I was bedter.
Nothing mattress anymore.”
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Joke of the day – Leisurely

Appreci-eat food.
Eat slowly.
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Joke of the day – Onion rings

“I’m the Lord of the Onion Rings.”
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Joke of the day – Horror

Short horror story:
“It’s Monday and
I’m out of coffee.”
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Joke of the day- Witch

“I’ll bewitcha in a minute.”
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Joke of the day – Showy

Ostentatious:
An ostrich who likes to show off.
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Joke of the day – Eggscuse me!

Not today…
I’m eggzosted!
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Joke of the day – Nun

“I have nun to spare.”