Tag Archives: short jokes

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Joke of the day – Money

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Money ~
Something that comes
like a tortoise and
goes like a rabbit.ā€
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Joke of the day – End game

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ā€œIā€™m essentially at
the home stretch.ā€
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Joke of the day – Trash

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ā€œEverything you bring me
is garbage.ā€
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Joke of the day – Power up

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ā€œThanks for the introDUCKtion.
So, what do I do next
to get my super power?
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Joke of the day – Crow

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ā€œYes, Iā€™ve been involved
in mass murders.ā€
– Crowid 19
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Joke of the day – Ballistic

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ā€œIā€™m so freaking
freaked out!ā€
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Joke of the day – Covid 19

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Patient: ā€œDoctor, how long more do you think this Covid thing will last?ā€
Doctor: ā€œHow should I know, Iā€™m a doctor not a politician.ā€
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Joke of the day – Hair curler

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ā€œCan I borrow your hair dryer?ā€
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Joke of the day – Astound

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ā€œThis is a great soap-rise.ā€
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Joke of the day – OCD

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ā€œI have OCD!
Old, Cranky and Demented.ā€
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