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Joke of the day – Ensnared

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β€œHey Nemo,
I heard there’s a
pundemic out there.
And if we’re in an aquarium,
are they in humantarium?”

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Joke of the day – FURy driver

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β€œNo time to explain.
Hop in!”
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Joke of the day – Rebut

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β€œThere would be time for reBUTTal!”
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Joke of the day – Slime

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β€œWanna come over to my house after school and make slime?”
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Joke of the day – Spiky

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β€œLooking sharp and
feeling prickin’
fan-cactus.”
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Joke of the day – Lucid

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I often question my own sanity, occasionally it replies.”
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Joke of the day – Owl right

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β€œI’m talon you…
love is owl you need.”
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Joke of the day – Heron

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β€œI’m heron my own,
in my own little world.”
KL Bird Park, Malaysia
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Joke of the day – Pawdon me

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β€œNo coffee
No purrsonality”
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Joke of the day – Rise and whine

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β€œI don’t know how long
I can keep up with this
getting out of bed nonsense.”
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