4

Joke of the day – Money

Money ~
Something that comes
like a tortoise and
goes like a rabbit.”
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Joke of the day – End game

“I’m essentially at
the home stretch.”
0

Joke of the day – Trash

Everything you bring me
is garbage.”
0

Joke of the day – Power up

“Thanks for the introDUCKtion.
So, what do I do next
to get my super power?
2

Joke of the day – Crow

“Yes, I’ve been involved
in mass murders.”
– Crowid 19
2

Joke of the day – Ballistic

“I’m so freaking
freaked out!”
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Joke of the day – Covid 19

Patient: “Doctor, how long more do you think this Covid thing will last?”
Doctor: “How should I know, I’m a doctor not a politician.”
4

Joke of the day – Hair curler

“Can I borrow your hair dryer?”
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Joke of the day – Astound

“This is a great soap-rise.”
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Joke of the day – OCD

“I have OCD!
Old, Cranky and Demented.”
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