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Joke of the day – Ensnared

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โ€œHey Nemo,
I heard thereโ€™s a
pundemic out there.
And if weโ€™re in an aquarium,
are they in humantarium?โ€

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Joke of the day – FURy driver

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โ€œNo time to explain.
Hop in!โ€
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Joke of the day – Rebut

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โ€œThere would be time for reBUTTal!โ€
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Joke of the day – Slime

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โ€œWanna come over to my house after school and make slime?โ€
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Joke of the day – Spiky

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โ€œLooking sharp and
feeling prickinโ€™
fan-cactus.โ€
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Joke of the day – Lucid

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I often question my own sanity, occasionally it replies.โ€
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Joke of the day – Owl right

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โ€œIโ€™m talon you…
love is owl you need.โ€
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Joke of the day – Heron

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โ€œIโ€™m heron my own,
in my own little world.โ€
KL Bird Park, Malaysia
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Joke of the day – Pawdon me

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โ€œNo coffee
No purrsonalityโ€
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Joke of the day – Rise and whine

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โ€œI donโ€™t know how long
I can keep up with this
getting out of bed nonsense.โ€
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