Tag Archives: short jokes

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Joke of the day – Leadersheep

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“One day, I will wool the ewe-niverse.”
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Joke of the day – Flour power

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“I was born to flour-ish.”
  • “What’s wrong, mom? You look as dough you’ve seen a ghost.”
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Joke of the day – Hair goes nothing

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“All bun-up but nohair to go.”
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    Joke of the day – Zoom interview

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    Q:  “Where do you see yourself in 5 years?”
    A: “In your chair and asking better questions!”

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    Joke of the day – Bunny

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    “Every bunny needs some bunny sometimes.”

    lovely day

     

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    Joke of the day – Cloud 9

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    “In this moment, I am ewephoric.”

     

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    Joke of the day – UTI

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    I have a bladder infection, U R INe trouble!

    happy monday

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    Joke of the day – Vainglorious

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    Narcissi-stick:
    Taking a selfie with a stick.

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    Joke of the day – Bearly awake

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    “A self pawtrait!
    Wait, let me get my bearings!”

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